Thom and Tom Website

First, look at yourself. Notice where you are and what you are doing.* This is something you are going to remember forever. The beginning of a new era of literature. It’s possible that even the modern accounting of years will change to commemorate the first official post on Thomandtom.com.

I don’t mean to speak too highly of myself, my stories, or my ability to write amazing posts, but this is as fine as it gets in every category available. Run, don’t walk, to your local bookstore and start hyping Josh Mosey as the author of the century. If the expectations are high enough, it won’t matter whether the published piece is any good or not, people will buy because other people are buying it.

I’m pretty sure that these are the things I’m supposed to be saying. Right?

Anyway, we finally got the internet and I can actually update the website now. If I come off too forward in this post, check back later as time and proposal rejections will probably have a humbling effect on me.

Either that, or every pompous thing I’ve said is true and it won’t matter anyway.

So check back soon! Or Else!

*Chances are good that you are at a computer somewhere, probably on thomandtom.com, maybe even reading this post.